Male and Female Computers?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, unlike
their English counterparts, nouns are grammatically designated as masculine
or feminine.
"House," in French, is feminine - "la maison" while "Pencil," in French,
is masculine - "le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not
know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the
class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to
decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both
groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible
later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your pay check on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine
("le computer"), because:
- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
ARE the problem.
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won (note, however, that the teacher was female).
